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So I guess it's going to be hosed. We solved that problem back in Summer 2007. Hose pipe ban. Raise it in the House of Representatives on your next R&R.

What is it? A cat fish? [GRIN][/GRIN]

YIPPEEE!!! We're rich...er. £53.80.

Very nice!! A good quality marker will be about £500 upwards but it's all the kit you need i.e. electric hopper, co2 or air tanks, team kit, harnesses, pots, squeegies, goggle systems etc. You gotta keep up with the latest trends. £2K can evaporate before you've set foot on a tournie field. And then you may find that you're actually quite crap at it. We often had guys who were afraid to pull the trigger because it cost them money. A tournament team can't do that. We shared all the costs incl travelling accommodation etc. Great fun.

Yeah we won £15.40!!! YIPPEE!!!! [GRIN][/GRIN]

Bruntingthorpe!! Pah!!! If we win I'm gonna buy a Life Peerage and put a law through the House of Lords that only Supras can use the fast lane on motorways and unlimited speed limit means unlimited! Hyah hyah.

Last week we started a company €uro lotto syndicate and spent £99 on Euro lottery tickets. It was only meant to be a one-off morale booster. Our US owners are closing us down. We called it Plan Z as Plan A was the company closure plan. We put Plan Z posters up. 'PLAN Z' with the date in big font. But management thought it was some kind of militant action, mass walk out, work to rule. I got rumbled as one of the ring leaders (actually the only one) and explain what was going on to the MD. He thought it was a top idea and he joined in! All we got was £15.40 (23p each). [/GRIN]. But because it's a £66million I got pushed into organizing it again this week. [sAD][/sAD] Today I handed over £102 in loose change at my news agent. He's very pistov with me. As it took about half an hour of counting! [GRIN] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif . We better win big time stylee as I can't face walking around with a ton of coins in my pockets.

All this crap reminds me of a really shitty job I had working in this scummy restaurant. One of my duties was to clean the filthy bogs, polish the sink, taps, make sure everything was nice and fresh for the next guy to come in and vomit all over. One Sunday morning go off to do the bogs. I step into the Mens. Remember those old wall mounted roller hand towel machines? Grab the loop of towel hanging at the bottom and pull down for a bit of fresh. Well some disgusting arsehole and must’ve thought it was a wall mounted bum wiper. They’d yanked it apart, dragged about 20 feet of towel and painted a brown stripe along the entire length with a humungus log at one end. That starched cloth isn’t exactly poopshute soft and sphincter friendly. Must’ve wreaked havoc on his man hole. Best bit was there was loads of bog roll next to the shitter. After I cleared the mess I went to hand dry some dishes and prepare some salad.

6! I'm a precocious spoilt brat. Do Recaro do booster seats?

Yeah!!! Sad to admit it but the Yank approach is the only way in paintball. And we sometimes shot our own side. [/sHOCK] In tournament level paintball, you keep hosing that guy until he's died or dyed. Matches are timed so you're up against the clock. The hoppers took 250 blobs and we'd all carry out 500 blobs during a 30 min game. You could get through the lot if the game goes fulltime. We'd play about 10 games. Last tournament was the European Championship in Sussex about 10 years ago. That weekend cost me £500!! [sHOCK] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif There were two types of players in our team those with loadsamoney and those with no money.

Was the steering busted or something? You seemed to be having problem holding it in a straight line.

I had visions of you smacking into Tescos type thing [GRIN][/GRIN]

I love it where it says ' Ronaldo, 21 of Stockport..' You just can't place him in a 2 up 2 down terrace.

Oi! The bum wiping thread is on about three threads down!!!

Fantastic! I'm not the only fan. Have you just checked your library of Gladiators vids? I'm missing the entire 3rd series in 1992. Can you do me a copy?

Do you know something? I'll have to look through my collection of Gladiators obsessive compulsively listed in order of lycra content and check.

Geek, geek, geek ... they must let me out more often.

Topfun!! I use to be in a paintball tournament team and we use to decorate the opposition with at least 2,500 blobs each at £25. Try buying in bulk before hand cos the extra 200 blobs for £10 is still steep.

Independent Ajudicator is the guy with the white gloves on the UK Lotto. John Anderson was the 'ref' in b&w stripes in Gladiators. Or was that Russell Crowe?

Try this one everybody. Saw this on a *** vid. Firmly grab each butt cheek and forcibly pull apart and then launch log out of exit hole. If done right, the brown torpedo should hit the water without touching. No need to wipe.

Amazing that there are people here who must 'revise' the forum to know spot the reposts. Could be a future Mastermind subject - The contents of Mkivsupra.net.

In my auto TT, progressively flooring the volume pedal will help get back end out especially when the 2nd turbo comes in. Really depends on road conditions, tyres and state of mind as well. So you can't blame it all on a torque converter if you stuff it on a roundabout.

I vote gym's fault. Unless you're the Incredible Bulk there's now way you could pull a pulley off the frame. And even if you were using it incorrectly, there should have been adequate supervision to prevent meat head muscle Marys from tearing a new arse in their heads with their dodgy gym equipment. I'm amazed nobody gets mashed in our gym. They never check the kit and rarely have anybody hypervising (one up from supervising). Nice scar, if you don't like it, grow some hair.

Similar. I was talking to girlfriend's sister and she said, 'My boyfriend's got a Supra too - but it's an Impresto.'

They can even give you a pay cut or make you redundent! [sHOCK][/sHOCK]