Chewie
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LOL! All my old stuff were hand downs so this is all news to me. I didn't assume the 'position' cos I did n't want to bust anything including myself. They were 'stiff' in the shop but you always assume they'll break in quickly. My last jacket took a month before it stopped chafing. Only time, hard work and sweat
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Grreat!! I p1ss on them, they still don't fit and I take them back. [GRIN][/GRIN]. I may as well crap in them as well. I can still twitch my feet so brake and gear change function is not fully lost.
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Any suggestions on how to break in a pair of brand new biker trousers? This is the third day of bedding in. Could've sworn they fitted in the shop. I can't even get on the bike without using step ladders or lowered from a crane. And the 'clamping force' is excruciating!! 3 hrs is all I can take. [sHOCK][/sHOCK] HELP!
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Thank God the arcade hi-scores are intact!
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Not The UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE? They must be grown up now.
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Sorry to hear that mate but that's life. And the best thing is expect more and worse to come. Then on the other hand isn't being alive brilliant... [sAD][/sAD] [GRIN][/GRIN]
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During my formative years it featured heavily in my Saturday early evening entertainment schedule. There was some other Yank called Jared who was this time traveller alien being who looked just like a typical Yank. I wouldn't want to punch his face in cos he would have been bigger than me but Ike was just asking for it.
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SOB! Gutted for you mate. [sAD][/sAD] Strongly suggest you give Samaritans a call.
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Me! Me! Me! I know!! I know!! It was called The Fantastic Journey and the kid was called Ike Eisenmann. Typical toothy freckly Yank kid who you just wanted to smash his face in. Well I think it was that.
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So what are you getting?
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I had exactly what you got. Pain in shoulders and down the back of the neck. It's your trapezius and deltoids. Mine was from sleeping on oneside all night so I didn't have to look at the missus combined with working on a CAD PC workstation for 16 hrs a day and surfing The Hun and this mkivsupra.net all day. It's the way you're sitting hunched over a keyboard. Cost 6x chiropractor sessions @£28 each and reclaimed on company health scheme.
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Happens in Mens lavaboratory too. I was in this night club. The urinal trough was full up so I was using trap no 1. Some guy desparate for dump was trying to get in while I'm mid-flow. I told him to p155 off and wait. Then with what was left in the tanks I irrigated the bog seat and toilet roll and left it for him. Taxi!!!
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Sadly it's what cats do. I use to have a blackbird nest in the garden and with a pond I get loads of birds flocking in. That was until two new neighbours moved in with cats. The nest is gone and my garden is one big pussy magnet. I haven't seen any tits for ages even though I leave my nuts out. Too much pussy, not enough tits and need bigger nuts.
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Can I add in 2a. Get girlfriend to hold it while firing. And change 6. Get girlfriend to shake. 7. Get girlfriend to stuff it back in.
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£4K loan over 60 months? You can easily save that in 6 months. LOL!! [GRIN][/GRIN]
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I was walking back with a mate to my car parked in the a fairly exposed spot and I saw a lad with his girlfriend standing next to my Supe. The girl was arms folded and looked as if she was fairly apprehensive about what her chap was about to do. Then he knelt down and started to unscrew my alloy dust caps. About 10 yards away I pressed my key fob and the lights flash and the central locking disengages. He jumped up quite shocked as he realised he's been caught red handed. He was very sorry and was kiss-assing for England. We 'made' him refit the dust cap. LOL!
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24 hrs!! I did a 3 hour session last year and had to book myself in for 3 weeks of chiropractor neck and shoulder massage. What cc are the karts?
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Agreed! I spent over 3 hours last night getting my Asteroids 1 million high score to lose it in less than a minute!!!! Wots the point in cheating? Whoosh straight over my head! I'm happy to have the scores list reset to zero and then start all over again cos I know I am that good!!
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Sorry Jake for outing you as a talentless cheat (but brilliant hacker LOL) but I spent most of my university grant and lecture time on Asteroids (and 3 hours last night!!!). Can I have my hi-score back please mate? LOL!!! [GRIN][/GRIN] Or we can reset and start all over again.
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Not mentioning any name but I think the arcade high scores list can be 'manipulated'. Not sure how he does it. But sort of defeats the object when you spend your whole social life beating up yer qwerty board and somebody beats your score which took 3 hours by a few points in less than a minute! [GRIN][/GRIN] LOL!! Whinge whinge whinge...
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It'll probably pack in when you're half over a level crossing. You lose all drive and the Virgin express is looming on the horizon. [/sAD] Or you're going up this hill when and the clutch explodes sending shards of anti-friction material through the gearbox casing severing your femoral artery and sciatic nerve. [sAD] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_sad.gif Or it.. I'd stay at home if I was you. [GRIN][/GRIN]
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Sorry to say this Dan. Please please please DO NOT use this one. This one gets used zillions of times. It's the equivalent of the English, the Scotsman and the Irishman of Bestman speeches. I've done the dirty deed twice and the number of times I had mates come up and say use this ... Remember unless you're use to public speaking it's alright to have a 'bad' speech. Nobody will do you for it. It's ok to be nervous. A good speech is exceptional. A brilliant speech unheard of. Except mine. Now let me tell you about the time we ...
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Baggsy I have first dibs on the wheels. [GRIN][/GRIN] LOL!
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Never been a fan of Scotch until one day I called round a friend who decided to pour me a very large Macallan 30 year from her hubbies collection. Och aye dah noo!! It was better than mother's milk. Well over £250 a bottle! You can stick Glenfidd, Famous Grouse, White Horse, Jamesons in yer tank!
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18" Lexus GS300 Wheels, Rr 10" Fr 8.5" Without Tyres
Chewie replied to Burna's topic in Parts for Sale
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