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I once went upto this girl in a winebar and said she looked like Lisa Snowdon. She smiled. The manager later told me it was Lisa Snowdon. Damn I could have got got with her. She was on the rebound from a Mr G. Clooney at the time.

Let me guess, you're going say to her that she looks like Sally Phillips as a chat up line.

RUBBED THEIR NOSE IN IT!! [sHOCK][/sHOCK]I hope you cat sh1ts on your face when your asleep in bed.

Getting made redundant is not so bad mate. I'm getting the boot in Sept 2008. There use to be 400 people where I work. In Sept, there's only 4 engineers left to switch off the lights and lock the gate. I've had so many jobs offers but have to stay to get the BIG ££,£££ redundancy package. Can't wait to get my P45.

This is a weird thread. It's only a big deal if you make it one. It's easy. Just say no thank you. Would it make easier for you if the bog fairy was a white dude?

Well you see I flying back home from Beijing when my both my engines cut out. I don't want to delay the passengers arrival so I decide to plant it just short of the runway as you do. Just in time for tea. All in a day's work.

I know this topic has been done to death but today as I got out of my Supe some guy steps out of his Celica and asks me if I want to sell my 95 UK spec TT auto storm blue with 58K. Remembering a recent thread where a UK spec was down as £14K, I blurted £10K. He looked at me as if I was on drugs. LOL!! So has somebody been spiking my earl grey? I really don't have a clue.

If all you gonna spend is £40 all you'll get is something only good for knocking over coke cans. Why do you want to shoot rabbits? You've already said you don't know what to do with them after you've killed them. Besides it takes alot of skill and patience to hunt rabbits. I use to work on a farm and spent years hunting them. Choice of weapon was a semi auto .22 before they became illegal (courtesy of Michael Ryan of Hungerford) An 10 ft.lb air rifle wil be only good for 20 yards. I guarantee you won't get within 60 yards when they hear or smell you coming and they bounce off into their warrens.

I don't think it's upto Barrowboy whether he can get any mano a mano. It's the writer's fault, Russell T Davies. Yep he's G.A.Y.!!! /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif . Won't be bothering with the rest of that. Channel hopped over to Virgin 1 and watched series 2 of The Unit instead for some .

Become a union rep instead. As a union rep I love HR managers. I drive them potty. It's great being able to take the p1ss with impunity. A lot of people go into HR because they think they're people people. Sadly they're not. HR is dept to sift out bad worker, discipline those who get through the net and most importanatly prevent managers and directors going to prison.

Crikey mate!! The brook is getting deep again. On the local news this evening. Not good. [sHOCK][/sHOCK]

Longlevens!!! Is that Longlevens-under-Severn as advertised on national new last summer? Did your surveyor check how high the tide mark was up the walls before you exchanged? LOL!!

Yeah parish councillors are reknowned for homicidal psychopathic tendencies. They're the worst. Good luck.

Not Hesters Way!!! . I'm in Hatherley.

I know exactly what you mean. On twisties I am king on my Hornet but on the straights my mates Fireblade leaves me for dust. Anybody can go fast in a straight line.

Go down yer local Trumpet dealer and book a test ride. The Street is nice but you'll only trade up to a Speed Triple, Superduke or Tuono. I know this is heresy but sometimes when I'm riding motorbikes, I wonder why I even have a Supe.

Too right! I am THE fair weather biker. And a fair weather Supe driver. But having said that regardless of season, if it's dry, and not too windy then it's on with the Dainese and a lid.

I love naked streetfighters. I can't be bovvered with sitting perched on a sports bike with my knees pressed im my ribs. I got a good deal on a new 2007 model because it's winter and Triumph have got cosmetically modded 2008 out. (new wheels, paint options and trim. I love biking. It's the nearest to flying 2 feet off the ground. Drive your Supe and stick your head out of the window for a fraction of what biking is about.

I know, I know this isn't a bike forum but today I couldn't resist it I had to buy myself a very early birthday present, a brand new Triumph 1050 Speed Triple. Delivery is next week!! I can't wait. It's the only excuse I've got for wearing leather.

LARFFF!!!!! Size of that!!! Know wonder there's no liner. I wouldn't bother with a filter, UV clarifier, water pump etc. That ocean can look after itself. It's too big for ornamental fish like koi because you wouldn't see them to appreciate them or know when a heron's had them.

It can only be 50% off. Nothing free about it. You still had to stump up some money to buy it.

Did you ask what it would be fully comp?

Do your maths? How can it be free? It's FatMac advertising spin. Buy one get one 'free'. It's a half price fat burger. You still have to pay for it. And so will your belly. LOL!

UK spec TT auto, 44 yrs, fully comp, full NCB protected, £360.

What job was it that you did that needed 7 x 12 hrs days on and 2 days off? The EU does have a 48 hrs max working week but you have to sign an opt out. Joking aside, losing your rag at work is very serious, not because you'll now face assault charge but may have damaged future employment prospects. IMHO as union rep at work.