FOR SALE - Everthing on Ebay is.
TOYOTA SUPRA 3 LITRE NON TURBO THE BETTER ONE TO HAVE - No it isn't. It's the slower one to have.
1994 M REG - Good.
WERE DO I START - You already have.
THIS CAR HAS 18 INCH DEEP DISH WHEELS ARE WITH LEGAL TYRES IN CHROME AND LIME GREEN LOOK PHAT - Legal chrome and green tyres. Epic.
HAS A 6 INCH STRAIGHT THREW EXHAUST SCORPION SOUNDS AMAZING! - Why did you throw the exhaust?
CAR HAS UP RATED SHOCKS AND LEGS BILSTEIN CARS LOWERED TO THESE WHERE £600 - I don't know where £600 is.
HAS FULL INDUCTION KIT £120 - Never seen a half one.
FULL SUPRA BODY KIT - Glad you didn't fit a Vauxhall one.
CAR HAS HAD A ONE OF PAINT JOB AIR BRUSHED NOT GRAPHICS LOOKS THE NUTS WAS A LOT LOT OF MONEY £1500!!! - There's a reason its one-off. Oh, and it cost more than your car is worth.
RECENT FULL PAINT JOB IN WHITE - Just for the colourblind among us?
INTERIOR HAS BEEN PAINTED TO MATCH OUT SIDE MAKES IT STAND OUT - What, badly?
ON OFF RACE STEERING WHEELS AND MATCHING GEAR STICK AND GATER AND HAND BRAKE COVER ALL IN WHITE LEATHER - How many wheels?
FULL LEATHER INTERIOR MINT CONDITION!!! - It's got a hole in it?
FULL SUPRA MATTS - He's a member on here isn't he? Has a much nicer Supra.
HAS A FULL FUSION ( GREEN SOUND SYSTEM ALL NEW 6 X9S AS WELL AS FRONT SPEAKERS AND TWEETERS AND 2 X 12 INCH SUBS ALPINE DOUBLE DIN HEAD UNIT - Fusion what? Reactor?
2 KEYS AND FOBS - Don't fob me off.
CENTREL LOCKING ON BUTTON - The red button?
E/WINDOWS, E SEATS, E MIRRORS - Elephant?
FULL CARBON WRAP BONNET - Good weight reduction technique.
TOURING CAR SPOILER - It spoils your car, never mind a touring car.
REAR WHEEL DRIVE! - Must be the only RWD Supra!
IT HAS A 3L POWER FULL ENGINE RUNNING AROUND 300 BHP ENGINE HAS HAD FULL SERVICVE REGULARLY LAST DONE 250 MILES AGO ENGINE OIL CHANGE NEW PLUGS LEADS FULL SERVICE - Yeah good luck with that.
ENGINE DRIVES PERFECT WITHOUT FAULT!! - Other than the wildly optimistic power claim.
GEAR BOX AND CLUTCH ARE BRILLIANT RECENTLY HAD NEW CLUTCH - Brilliant in that they work?
FULL SERVICE HISTORY - Why don't I believe that?
ONLY BAD POINT FRONT BUMPER PASSANGER SIDE HAS SMALL CRACK - Somehow I don't believe that either.
ONLY REASON FOR SALE IS BEEN LAID OF WORK SO LOOKING FOR SMALLER CAR BUT WILL CONSIDER ANY PX SO U BUY MINE ILL BUY YOURS AS EBAY RULES STATE NO SWAPS JUST ASK - Were you a car salesman?
CASH ON COLLECTION - Not postal stamps? I'm out.
NO MESSERS PLEASE - It's too tempting.