I'll start with the crux of my problem: How is it possible that driving tests are harder than ever, yet the standard of driving on highways has declined so dramatically?
Motorways these days seem to be a breeding ground for stupid, inconsiderate and dangerous drivers. At what point did the entire world decide the middle lane was the default? A few days back someone I know was told the inside lane is the "truck lane". Where is all this coming from? Is there an alternative driving test which tells us we should be holding everyone up, causing congestion and making the roads the mess that they are?
I'd like to make a stand. I'd like to take affirmative action and teach these people a thing or two about basic driving. It's simple: Three lanes on a motorway. Use the inside lane; the other two to overtake people going slower than you. There. In two sentences I've managed to sum up how to use our highways.
But.
Millions, if not billions of our pounds are spent each year trying to combat congestion which could be reduced if everyone stuck to the rules. I'm not saying 100% of traffic jams are caused by middle-lane terrorists. Far from it. In fact, it's probably more like 10%. The thing is, we can't help having more cars on the road, we can't help roadworks to maintain the highways and we can't help bad weather. We CAN help ease things off a bit by educating the masses on how motorways are meant to work.
In Germany people must take two driving tests. One for 'normal' roads and one for the Autobahn. As we all know, the Autobahn has sections with no speed limit at all, yet mysteriously the motorway accident rate in Germany is less than it is in Britain. How can this be? Well for a start, our driving test doesn't include the motorway. In fact, L plates are completely illegal on our illustrious highways.
So why not take a leaf out of the German book? I would like to see motorway tests being compulsory for each and every 17 year old that passes a standard test. I'd like it to become an offence to hog the middle lane or sit in the outside lane unnecessarily.
I'm sick of these people. They are often the very same group who forget what a mirror does whenever making a manoeuvre. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre. Not for these people. Move out, signal, force way into space, use mirror to look at person behind braking like a wheel just fell off.
Awareness doesn't cost anything. It could however save lives, as well as shaving a few minutes off people's journeys.