Gaz6002

pump

I've been searching all the supermarkets, including their websites. Holland and Barrett is a good call though, I'll have a look tomorrow. Thanks

I bet it's 1000.

My mum left work in Reading at 3pm yesterday. She finally arrived home in Basingstoke at 2am. It's a piss take. EDIT: that's a 27 mile trip.

Help! I need to buy molasses. I can't find it on any supermarket website. Can anyone help? I'd prefer to buy it as close to Basingstoke as possible. Spanks

F1s for me too, fantastic tyre.

punky!

Do you think I do? I'll split the prize with you, two wheels each

Pay cheap, you'll pay twice. Save up and get the real deal.

Nope. Do you always answer a question with a question? This could go on for some time...

UCmUhYSr-e4

I'm not sure which is better, pork belly or mulled wine.

http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

Well IBM used to fund the Nazi party apparently. Allegedly, the numbers they put on people's arms in the infamous 'camps' were IBM's system to keep tabs. Nice eh? *Note: This might be one of those tin-foil hat moments*

Can you drive?

Why is this country full of mentals?

pop!

meh

King Charles.

+1

It should have been 420!

http://issue.monkeymag.co.uk/1J4b211d4792431012.cde

Here's a fairy tale that could only happen in the movies. Man makes YouTube video. Goes to Hollywood. Gets pots of money and a movie deal. Except this story is true. An unknown producer from Uruguay, Fede Alvarez, shelled out about $300 to create a cool video of a robot invasion in Montevideo, the capital of Uruguay. The four-minute short, "Ataque de Panico!" (Panic Attack) features ginormous (but slow-moving) weapon-wielding robots that blow stuff up. We have to admit, it has pretty amazing production values. The Playlist gushed that the director may be the next Neill Blomkamp, who made the South African-based alien flick "District 9." With the blog abuzz, the South American short went viral, and has already been viewed on YouTube 1.5 million times. Well, apparently nothing gets by Hollywood these days. The lucky duck told the BBC, "I uploaded 'Ataque de Panico!' on a Thursday and on Monday my inbox was totally full of emails from Hollywood studios." Long story short, a bidding war ensued. The offer he pocketed: A $30 million deal with Sam "Spiderman" Raimi's Ghost House Pictures. That's a nice return on investment. The picture will be a sci-fi thriller set in Argentina and Uruguay. In case you're hoping to see the feature-length version of "Panic Attack!" in a movie theatre, it won't be from this deal. The newly minted "it" guy says he will start from scratch. Here's the video that got him Hollywood gold.

Stavros is an over-engineered Romanian sparrow-fiddler, you nutcase.