Charlotte

Nice to see you have confidence in your newly passed driving partner.

Indeed! Soon to be making an appearance

Is that a Scottish one?

I don't get invited now I'm up the duff. I wasn't performing my tasks in the kitchen so they pretend they don't go anymore.

I'm not in charge of them unfortunately.

Double projectile puke!

Where's the puke smiley?

This has left a bad taste in my mouth.

Did it take you two months to think of that?

As in the one in the original games, Angelina Jolie or the one in Dexter?

Eek! I don't think I'd be making it public knowledge at 6 weeks! Congrats anyway

So now he didn't tell you anything you just think he knows more than he's telling you because of his old job? This gets better.

Happy Birthday! Hope Mr H is spoiling you rotten Edit:- this is one of those times where you realise someone has said exactly the same thing as you and you didn't read the last reply!

Don't be silly. The OP said he had well enough time to stop for the crossing - just not for the car in front of him.

The jokes really don't work as well if you have to spell them out.

I really think a single use of the word door in the title would have been better.

Well, personally I would have thought that a building such as the pentagon would need to get out of the public arena pretty sharpish to avoid further security breaches/anyone compromising the structure of the buildings again.

How is the size of the hole relevant if it is 'post collapse'? (I'm not having a go - just trying to understand).

Hang on...last night you and Scotty were saying there was no hole - and there were no pictures of any holes, just of the collaspes wall of the building. What's this 'round hole' picture?

It's so hard to leave this thread alone - even though I get accused of accusing others of being nutjobs for believing youtube and the 'experts' on the internet. I agree I can't actually believe any of those things which is why I find all this so hard to understand. I can't believe that so many people (the ones that were on the 'guided' planes) were in on the plot. That somehow phone calls to loved ones from the planes were 'faked'. That the US Government would kill SO many people on American soil - not just kill them, kill them in the most elaborate way possible to cause maximum damage and destruction. Not only that, they effectively toppled their own economy and the Bush administration with events that happened after 9/11. As we've seen in Libya. They don't need 'reasons' to 'help' other countries, they've been doing such a stirling job of that for years. Why then, did they mastermind the greatest conspiracy ever known to go to war with Iraq?

Can we stop with the playground chatter and get back to the original (flawed) point?

I can confirm this to be true. When I broke my ankle several years ago I was approached by both aldi and lidl.

It was in Europe. I'm sure I heard it on Radio 1 news last week though! http://androidcommunity.com/apple-opens-another-lawsuit-against-samsung-this-time-in-the-netherlands-20110818/

Was there some kind of law suit launched by Apple over the Galaxy? I seem to remember vaguely hearing something!

I keep thinking of nuns every time I see this thread.