Charlotte

Oh no.

WTF, it's only been on 2 mins and there is an ad break already!

Cool.

She has two large penises?

That's why I was suprised, I'm not sure they do.

Oh I seeee I thought you meant the alcoholic drink that started off the alcopops craze.

LOL. Hooch?!

Totally. She obviously thinks he's a looker and vice versa so I guess that's all that matters.

And he's trying to prove he's not gay and she's trying to prove she's not a racist. If you believe the papers of course.

Yeah. Only difference is Ashley Cole is *alright* looking, Dwight Yorke is a complete hound.

I hope it was your buxom beauty, otherwise you could be walkin' t' plank

Did Jordan go out with Ashley Cole? I thought it was Dwight Yorke? In any case you're right, she's lovely. Oh and congratulations! Definitely get your girlfriend up as your av.

Have a good one boys.

Bit late but for anyone that wants to talk like a pirate on the day after 'talk like a pirate day'. Clicky

Err the elephants, I'd be a pretty sick puppy if I was laughing at models dropping dead on the catwalk.

I've got that image in my head now. But yeah, that's exactly it.

I don't get it.

Darrrrling how darrre you............. ....she's at bridge on a Tuesday night.

sound like my mum.

Why do all the 'pirates' in here sound like 40 something ladies who do lunch?

Heard about Pirates day on the radio and thought of you Ewen. "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum The skipper lay with his nob in gore where the Scullion’s axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four and There he lay and the soggy skies Dripped all day in up-staring eyes at Murk sunset and at foul sur-prise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" Not quite sure what the nob in gore thing is?!

Yeah I think he must've done. So, was it true what you were telling me about him and Pete earlier?? Oh ahem you still here Edd?

"The association said it wanted models to project "an image of beauty and health" and shun a gaunt, emaciated look at the show" I can kind of see what they're saying there. Plus this is in Spain, I can't see it catching on in this country or America. Models are that way for a reason, the designers can dress them for less money than someone who is larger, but bring back the supermodels of the 90s they were gorgeous and had lovely figures. Has anyone seen any of those pro-ana sites? Scary stuff - made more scary in the fact that they use celebrities and models in their sites as if they are pro-ana too. Like this.

How would you know?!