Snooze
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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Can I get a "Biggedy Biggedy Bong" please?
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I've forgotten - why are we doing this, again?
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Apparently, 1 in every 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's not me and I don't reckon it's my mum or my dad. Maybe it's my older brother Colin. It might be my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I think it's Colin.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not? If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.
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Give me an "R"....
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Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty-Five year olds? A. There's Twenty of them!
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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-sore-ass
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee tthhiinngg ooffff.?
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Ah - I only calculated based on the last couple of pages - based on the original post being before 2pm, yeah - it could be lower, but the rate of postings is accelerating rapidly....
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ermm - that means the 900's, and high ones at that, no?
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I've got to keep this sh*t up until 9!!!! :o
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Would it be humorous if the server crashed now?
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Even lost a race with a Clio Sport the other day - decided not to post about it!
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Cmon cmon - I never win anything!
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..and the winning number was 101....
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Is it true the CW pads give you an extra 25bhp?
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So we should be done before I finish work, then, at this rate
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ah - below 1000 I see. Read the rules!
