Scooby

Homer, what MOT station do you use I need to get mine done in a couple of weeks.

Very nice.

I have my TT 6 Aero for sale!

Really sorry mate, I live just down the raod from you! I have loads of bits if you do get it back and need anything. Or you could buy mine if you want a TT 6 Aero.

Sorry ignore me I cant get the link to work!

Have a look, but it is slightly rude at the end. *http://www.dailymotion.com/blog/video/431648?key=fzkyzjudxyf9c7z3jdbtk60mql3vksr89adc00na&play=1&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tastelikepizza.com%2Findex.php%3Fitemid%3D651*

LOL Could be called Jezzabell by the morning!

Plus you will be able to: 1. shop all day and buy only 1 thing!! 2. Get cheaper car insurance 3. Get to got Ann Summer partys 4. Go int the girls changing rooms down the gym. 5. Be more in touch with your feelings But.......You will be unable to digest beer and will deveolp the ability to spent £150 on a single hair cut!

Hello peps, Just wondered if any of you guys are any good with HTML?? I am trying to learn how to spice up my page on MySpace, just need a little advice or a push towards a good guide. http://www.myspace.com/101335784 [OOPS][/OOPS]

I really like them, they look wicked, get a nice supercharger fitted and then remove the french bits, job done. Only joking nice cars. BUT...... did you know the Clio Cup is still faster round a track!

Really feel for the guy!

Im up for it, how much?

Dawn Of War

1. "I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.." (Hudson Hawk) 2. "When she's making love, she has to pretend SHE'S someone else!" (Maverick).... 3. "Sometimes you just gotta say 'What the f*ck!'" (Ralph (aka. Tom Cruise) - Risky Business) 4. "asta la vista baby" ( Terminator ) 5. "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!" (Bandit care of JamieP) 6. "There can be only one" (Highlander) 7. "Your gonna need a bigger boat" (Jaws) 8. "You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town." (Evil Dead 3) 9. "Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day" (The Godfather) 10. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (Apocalypse Now) 11. "You talkin to me?" (Taxi Driver) 13. "We gotta go back [back where??] back to the future" (Doc to Marty in Back to the Future) 14. "May the force be with you" (star wars) 15. "Sprite, good, mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?" (Pulp Fiction) 16. "Look Ma, top of the world" (White Heat) 17. "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife" (Crocodile Dundee) 18. "Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and i'll show ya!" (National Lampoons Xmas Vacation) 19. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..." (BladeRunner) 20. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Cool Hand Luke) 21. "I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'" (Office Space) 22. Is this some sort of white c*nts' joke that black c*nts don't get? 'Cos I am not f*cking laughing, Nik-ol-as. (Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels) 23. So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fuc....g car (Pulp fiction) 24. I'm a Mushroom cloud motherf..r motherf....r (pulp fiction) 25. Where's my Honda, Sorry baby I had to crash your Honda (pulp fiction) 26. I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!(Office Space) 27. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. (Full Metal Jacket) 28. It's game over man, Game O-ver (Aliens) 29. We're screwed man, what the fuck are we supposed to do now huh ? (aliens again) 30. Your hit, your bleeding man. I aint got time to bleed. Oh, ok. You got time to duck ?. (Predator) 31. Yippee kiyey mother f##ker!!! (Die Hard) 32. Yes miss monypeny! (James bond)

Sorry mate, I dont want a weight that long! Wont fit.

Well maybe. I always find it too bright in my dark room

It hink you guys should go on the "Jerry Springer Show"

Wicked!!!

I usually go for the scrambled egg on toast and flat lemaonade

Lol

Is your exhaust 4" or 5"?? I didnt know they did a 5.

Any one got a box of light?? Need to brighten up my living room.

I think you did the right thing mate. There is no way you just go and sit on someone elses car!

Saw him as I was leaving work at 16:30 Tuesday. Anyone know who it is??

Any one got a woman that can park?? "Taxi Please"