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Ewen

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  1. Know where you are coming from Satnav (missing cat rather than missing nut). Glad hes got back safe.
  2. Still noshing, someone else post a pic:)
  3. Dont wait for me, my other hands got a fork in it
  4. Black ones a Jag XK, red ones a Alpha Romeo Brera
  5. Ewen

    hello

    When can I have my tenner back ?
  6. Ewen

    c u l8r evry1

    have a great time Jake
  7. Just came across this one http://www.russianeuro.com/Member_Profile.cfm?ID=33390&First_Name=Irina
  8. Janet Delia Foster Sometimes known as PsychoDelia:)
  9. I'm double-booked (brothers 40th - long weekend bash involving a tent and copious amounts of numptyjuice) but I'm still planning on at least a few hours at Blenheim, maybe getting there around 11'ish.
  10. I posted a while back that I'd been summonsed (word ?) for throwing a cigarette end from a car. In my case, I received a caution in return for an abject apology and an admission of guilt. I didnt get fined. Looks like Poole council are toughing up. Do I think littering is excusable ? Absolutely not. Do I think a £75 fine is fair for a bit of ash out your car window ? Absolutely not. Do I think theres an unnofficial competition amongst council employees for the most catches during their drives to and from work ? Possibly.
  11. Hello and welcome O fellow Northumbrian type one:)
  12. She has a random checking mode, just to make sure I'm not letching at younger models.
  13. Could be arranged, obviously have to go in the NWS section though.............ohhh the horror.
  14. "what we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool-Hand Luke Sorry, wrong thread
  15. The worlds gone mad.... recent definition from urbandictionary.com. Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV. Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane.
  16. Ewen

    Hello everyone ! =)

    Hello and welcome O 60th joiner in the month of August type one:)
  17. Seen this before ? Stretching homonyms as far as they will go. The original text verily discomboberated me when I was a kiddie like. Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Wan moaning Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset: "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum stenches stopper torque wet strainers." "Ho-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, end tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groinmurder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail," set disk wicket woof, "evanescsent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares or putty gull goring wizard ladle basking?" "Armor goring tumor groin murder's", reprisal ladle gull. Grammer's seeking bet. Armor tickling arson burden barter end shirker cockles." "O hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof. Butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup weter letter. End den --- Hoe bore!" Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched a cordage offer groin murder, picket inner winnow an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disk abdominal woof lipped honor betting adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup an gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet. Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft adder cordage an ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard" setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse." "O, grammer," crater ladle gull, "Wart bag icer gut." "Buttered lucky chew whiff, doling," whiskered disk ratchet woof. wetter wicket small. "O grammer, water bag noise! A nervous sore sutcher anomalous prognosis!" "Buttered small your whiff," inserter woof, ants mouse worse waddling. "O grammer, water bat mousy gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse". Daze worry on forger nut gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, throne offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk curl end bloat Thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt. MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.
  18. I cant take it seriously when theres a dog wearing a berret looking at me.
  19. Hes lying...actually he hit a flying squirrel.
  20. Ewen

    Newbie epidemic

    Looks like you moderated Debbies ass clean off the forum. Actually though, something tells me she'l be back.
  21. Ewen

    Newbie epidemic

    Even the young lad from Greece
  22. Ewen

    Newbie epidemic

    Is JB breeding them ? Or is August always a busy month:)
  23. Black wheels with polished rims, 6.30 ish Oakdale bypass heading toward Fleetsbridge ***HAA I think...couldnt catch you due to traffic and Grannies right foot.
  24. Sir, yes sir...I was only going to suggest training for Trouser Pilot anyhoo:p
  25. Ewen

    Drugs in sport

    I was there for you Chris:) I say no drugs in any sport. Cant imagine a world where the youngsters grow up knowing the only way they can emulate their heroes is to jack-up with the same shit.
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