Ewen

never mind lads, next Friday will come round soon enough

Dare I say, funnier than the joke:d

That gave me heart-burn just looking at the pics. Good job there was'nt a pic of fresh orange juice as well or I'd be in agony. Thank god for Zoton and Bisodol. Oh, and where may I ask, is the black pudding ?

Er, I wasnt.........Supersupra sounded so lonely and desperate that no-one ever spotted him, I thought I'd blatantly lie through my teeth to cheer him up....he hasnt spotted my post though, so that didnt work did it:)

Looking good there, my man. Love the wheels and that spoiler looks great.

Amazing...painful to watch, but he's not holding back is he. Fearless.

I knew that:) or rather I do now.

On the way home from the club, Vinnie buys a really hot Vindaloo take-away. He gets home, puts the meal on the table then goes to the fridge to get some tinnies...he turns round just in time to see his cat woofing down the last piece of popadum. Vinnies furious, he grabs the cat, ties three bricks round its neck and throws it in the garden pond. He goes back in and has just sat down with a can when he hears banging at the back door. He opens the door and sees his cat looking up at him. 'wtf' Vinnie says. 'hey t**t face', the cat says, 'got any more water ?'

She sounds a right dog

Not you, him....he's a made man now. I cant whack him unless I'm made a made man...or have I just drunk myself into Goodfella-mode:blink:

infraction-bitch is itchin to moderate someones ass:d

Sounds like you are confusing kids with Invasion of the Body Snatchers:)

Didnt mean to make light of this, hope it is just sticky-stuff and not badly marked.

That reminds me.....James, I thought you promised I could be the submissive one this week.

My wife fainted, her heads got a lump

shes sat right next to me....its worth the odd little slap now and again

I knew I shouldnt have printed off Lauras picture last night, cut it out and selotaped it to Janes head while she was asleep...now it looks like Lauras got a bijou-bunny-boiler after her:d Or, it could be kids after all.

Jane was in Southampton today...just how small were these footprints ?

Blitz Nur is just the rear can / silencer. Blitz Nur Spec R is a two-piece cat-back exhaust. Runs from rear of SECOND cat.....ie, both cats stay.

The bottom half of my double-din

It's been a while...... Went in to see my GP a while back, and saw James sat there. I said hello and asked him why he was in, he said he'd kill me if I posted it but he was worried about a red coloured ring round his bell end. I was amazed at the co-incidence, as I'd gone there cos of a green coloured ring round mine. Anyhoo, James was called in, and he was out in a flash, 'no worries mate' he smiled, and off he went. I was called in next, and the doc took one look and said it was serious and had to come off....'but doc', I cried, ' my mate was in here a minute ago with sommat similar and he said it was no problem'...the doc said 'sorry Mr. Foster, but theres a major difference between lipstick and gangrene.

Hope it all works out for you:)

Let me guess...you are a gaenocologist ?

Long hair, beard, Top Hat, Pipe and Tweed jacket ? How did you get all that from a few crap jokes and a sheep-shagging bear:) Supraloopy is exactly as I imagined him, spookily enough:)