Ewen

Since Kyle, Son Of Ewen Ver19 was uploaded and installed at Uni, my house is rather gadget bare. I want to upload digi pictures from phone card and camera card onto any of the three computers in the house and also the one at work. I've been using the scanner upstairs till now which is a pain, but son had a card reader......are these things universal ? Are they expensive ? One better than another ?

Went to an all night Perverts and Poseurs party in Twyford when I was a student. Dressed as a prostitute, complete with heels, makeup and wig. Getting pissed was expected and safe as I intended to stay over. Dont remember much after sledging down the garden on an upturned 2CV. I woke up in a field, surrounded by pigs, my KH250 lying a few feet away, pretty beat up. I stood up and realised I'd attempted riding home sometime the night before, but shot straight across the main road, up the embankment Evil Knievel stylee, and splattered myself into a pig field. My bin liner mini skirt was gone, my false boobs were round the back and I'd broken a heel. The ride home with a badly buckled front wheel, bent handlebars and lime green nylon y-fronts staring drivers in the face was slow, painful and embarassing.

Way to go TWT:d Great fun.

Damn, standard Supras look good. Nice one:)

Brilliant film. Chris Tucker is hilarious.

If this thread goes on much longer, someone on here just might find out.

Do tell:)

Airing cupboard, neighbours doorway. And as the wifes not here at the mo..... She stayed up late for me one night and she was asleep on the settee, with her head on her arm over the end. She insists that I let myself in, stood at the end of the settee, dropped my pants, lifted her arm up and would have let flow if she hadnt of woken up. Cant remember a thing about it.

Oooo...laying by an open fire, sheepskin rug, 6 1/2" heels. Outstanding. Ok, maybe two sheepskin rugs....

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1053626&postcount=243

'between first period and death' would have been more accurate, but far less subtle:d

enjoy...dont forget the pics

red contact lenses, little red horns (made out of the wax off BabyBells)...that might work. Cant wait for some to come round now:d

She is a she, she looks great, she sounds really nice and friendly, she has a sense of humour. Lincolnshire is a bit too far away for me, but there must be some on here willing to indulge her Supra request ?

Well I can make rams envious and feel totally inadequate resulting in a tendency toward bovine withdrawal syndrome.

I bet I get the crappest prezzies at Christmas:)

Ah you're back from holiday James:) You are also the coolest dude ever seen on an STD poster.

I'll pay your membership for you:)

If according to JWs, there is only room in heaven for 144,000 Anointed ones, why do they continually try to recruit thousands more ? Is this the worlds best practical joke? A question I ask whenever they knock on my door. 'But all are welcome' Yes, but youve been going since the middle of the nineteenth century...surely you've managed way more than 144k since then ? 'Oh yes, indeed' So its a sort of time-share heaven then ? Where do they go off-peak ? 'Er...' And also, if I join up, how do I know I'm not double-booked ?...Oh, ok, bye then, and watch out for the cat shite on the lawn...oh sorry, too late.

Jesus rode a bike according to the Bible... "And the roar of his Triumph could be heard through all Bethlehem!" Bet he wasnt wearing a helmet either.

Bike Night...Tuesday nights down at Poole Quay. Some fantastic machines. Some real nice people, and some right eejits. Some factions split between sports bikes / cruisers / trikes. Some factions split between Harleys and Rice Rockets. Just like the 'cage' driving fraternity really, but two less wheels. I'm an ex-motorcyclist, but still love the machinery / design / technology associated with bikes. I prefer to use cars on a daily basis, but lust after just one more bike. The wife would prefer that I dont get one.

shit guy what an image to go to bed with

I can lift my wife off the ground with my hands behind my back. I won the Annual College 'Clip as many clothes pegs as possible on a fat bird in a nightclub without her noticing' competition two years running.

Ok then...but no squirming