Ewen

Bit of an argument tonight...shes fed me Lasagne Mon, Tues and Wed, as she got a few cheap and we were racing the best before dates. Tonight she promised summat different, and what do I get ? Lasagne...no its not she says, its Canneloni. Wtf, even I know that Canneloni is Lasagne but rolled up to look posh. Shes sat on her ass all day and what do I get...mush with a side order of attitude. She is so gonna sting in the morning:d

Got a nasty little dent just above the rear wheel arch on monday, neighbours kid did it and neighbours offered to pay for repair. Ive had three quotes..... ChipsAway £70...'2 1/2 hours, if it rains Ive got a marquee' SmartWizard £85...'2 1/2 hours, 80% certain I can match the paint' Dawsons Body Shop in Ferndown £250...'we need the car for three days'

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... The ones that understand binary, and the ones that dont.

Hello and welcome.... Does Jazz know you have his crack ?

I love all jokes. Badder the better. My favorite joke of all time is the Pianist with Turettes joke, but its too long to post again and I cant find the original... So you have to make do with this one. President Bush's limo exploded in flames after running off the road and crashing into a tree..... al Qaeda claimed they planted it

My version had bees, but a squirrels good too

Thanks for that........a few got it right then.

possibly the most disturbing thing I've read since 38 minutes past ten:d

10. Many a true word is spoken through false teeth

Ive a British Standard Garage John...full of shoite and too small for the Supra. My car was well up my drive at the time, behind gates and under an auto floodlight. Not what she deserves perhaps, but then I hadnt considered the 'seven year old with a tennis racquet' scenario. SMART WIZARD quoted me £85 for fixing the worst dent this morning...anyone used them before ?

cringeworthy, therefore excellent

Just to be sure, I'm talking about the (touch pad ?) thing just to the right of the boot carpet on last page. From the previous post ref this it looked about 4 inches long.

As in Im a chav with an honest neighbour, or Ive a neighbour whos a chav ?

Whats the last thing on the last page ? Is it for parking two cars in the same space ??

well thats saved me a question:)

Having gone through this.....unless you are not fussed with what screen they fit, best to ring Toyota Parts, quote your model / frame number, get the right part number and stock status. Pass this on to RAC / Autoglass whoever, and insist they use the right one. Chances are they would have to go through Toyota anyway, but not guaranteed. Also as suggested previously, insist on genuine sealing strips etc. too.

Good point. (goes off to prepare flour bombs, rotten eggs and the Super Soaker from Hell)

Yup Ive one as well... Conlight....never used it though Last page shows one of those pads that we were all stumped on a while back...WHAT IS IT FOR:d

Just had my neighbour round....hes extracted a confession. Seems as though they had some kids around yesterday (I was using wifeys car to get some stuff from B&Q) and they were wacking stones and apples with a tennis racquet. Hes up for paying for the repair....sort of a result.

Could be water getting in through the wing fixing holes ?

Some sods been throwing things at my car. Not a big deal in the scheme of things, considering what others on here have gone through, but pissed me off big time. Little dent (paint ok) in the roof and bonnet, and a nasty little dent on the crease of the rear wheel arch, chipped down to the primer too. Several apples and a few stones lying next to the car are the obvious weapons, the apples are from my tree in the front garden which overhangs next door a bit, the stones look like the hardcore thats on the neighbours drive. Probably kids, and may be next doors child whos young and is always throwing stuff over the wall.....cant prove it obviously, so I've just asked them to keep an eye on the kid etc. Shame as we get on very well. Something else to worry about. Frustrated rant over.

I was done for the same not long ago, even though they got the date wrong by a year. They work on the car model / colour / reg, so if you are lucky they have completely the wrong car, but on the otherhand their time may just be a typo, in which case they will keep coming at you. Worth fighting though, just try to keep calm and pleasant when talking to them. After a polite and apologetic exchange of statements and phone calls, I was offered and I accepted a caution in the end. Hope it works out for you.

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch

Allah yubarak feek right back at you:) Hope Google got that right:d