Ewen

so Im dense AND a moggie molester this week:p

just some random pics I was e-mailed....as if Id admit it if it was

Oh....did you say 'plasma' ?

You want a wall mounted 52" Plasma ? No problem sir....

You bad bugger, nearly killed me:p

...I saw again today ? Clue...it wasnt STD:d

Possibly...but youre definately being impossibly attractive. Quit while youre ahead

Nokia Comunicator here. Im a Leo:d

Read about this...amazing story. Theres quite a few concrete yachts around the world too.

Tricky isnt it. Basically about relative densities. Boats float because their relative density is less than water. The 300 tonne barge displaces 300 tonnes of fresh water, or 300 cubic metres of fresh water. Take 50 tonnes of concrete off the boat (assume the concretes dissappeared for a minute) and it now weighs 250 tonnes and displaces 250 cubic metres of water. The water level in the tank will fall. Now put the concrete blocks back, but into the water, not the boat. The concrete blocks weigh 10 tonnes each, but as their relative density is (approx) 2.5 times greater than water, the volume of water they displace is about 2.5 times less than the equivalent weight of a floating boat will displace. So although there is the same weight within the tank, there is less volume displacement, so the water level will fall. The cormorants name was Kevin.

right argument, right answer

Its not a trick question, knowledge of boats not necessary. Couple of you have the right idea....bonus points if you can explain your answer. Clue 1...boat floats, boat carrying concrete floats too, but concrete sinks. Clue 2...1 cubic metre of fresh water weighs (approx) 1000 kg...1 cubic metre of concrete weighs (for the sake of this exercise) 2500 kg.

Another question asked during newbie interrogation here at work... A barge loaded with concrete blocks is floating in a tank full of fresh water. Including its cargo, the barge has a displacement of 300 tonnes (300,000 kg). The barge unloads five concrete blocks, each weighing 10 tonnes (10,000 kg) into the tank of water. Does the water level in the tank go up, down, or stay the same ?

There are a few that have made a lot of money though, and have done well out of it and survived with some self esteem. Take Linda Lusardi.... from behind

That was really funny:d

Join MSOC, and they will pay YOU a tenner:d

Masochists the lot of you...Am I the only one who hates curries ? I also hate sleeping with someone who likes curries. As a recently lapsed member might say, Ewwww. I like food that doesnt hurt you, food that gives as much pleasure whilst leaving your body as it did going in. Cant be right if you can only tell if its chicken or beef cos ones red and the others green ???

:dnice one...enjoy Pics...we want to see some Polish polish:)

I havent driven her, but Ive seen her and shes in great condition for her age. Hang in there bonnie lass.

Decided on wheels yet ?

I had Boules de Offalle coated in a rich Muttone Pishe sauce, offended by a clutch of Carbonised Tatties.

love it

Im going to sponsor an over-seas member. I'll pay your £10 membership, all I ask is that you live abroad, own a Supra, dont use txt speak, are Swedish female and blonde, are over the age of 25 and have a web-cam.