ManwithSupra

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Bit of a lengthy one... does not have a punchline it's just a bit silly... How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, also known as 'the light bulb' do hereby agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination ofthe area ranging from the front (North) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just through the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (light bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps: 1. The party of the first part (lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (light bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (light bulb) in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (light bulb), notwithstanding the aformentioned failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (lawyer) throughout. 2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (light bulb) becomes seperated from the party of the third part ('receptacle'), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (light bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes. 3. Once seperation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (lawyer) shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part ('new light bulb'). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only until the party of the fourth part (new light bulb) becomes snug in the party of the third part (receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (light bulb). Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (lawyer), by said party of the first part (lawyer), or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do som the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'

Just wondering about this really, How many members on here bought a brand new Supra at a dealer when they were on sale in the uk and still have it?

Yeah i suppose so lol

We fly out on the 23rd then stop in Hong kong then on to phuket.

Yeah checked about Jabs on the net - they are not compulsory, apparantly...but yeah i will double check with my good ol doc.

Haha no chance of that, my wife and i are going for our 2nd Anniversary But i will tell any other english i see there .....or maybe not lol will have to say "you know about the size 4 rule right?"

Does it really matter how "pretty" the car is .... to be honest i have never thought that a F1 car looks pretty, quite the opposite in fact but i like them cos of the engineering and technology that has gone into it.

Going to Thailand in April and just wanted to know if we need to get Visa's or anything like that?? The info i have looked on the net has a bit inconclusive so i wondered if anyone has been and had experiance of the above and any advice about phuket etc I am staying here for my anniversary and holiday http://www.sixsenses.com/Evason-Phuket/ Happy days

Ouch i would not be smiling dude. Mind you there is not much you can do can you really is there. However if RBS ends up being fully nationalised, the shares will effectively be worthless Apparantly as the treasury now "owns" 70% of the bank, then there will be slim chance that the bank will go under, which is good for people than bank with RBS and Natwest. What a mess

Hmmm i bet it will be just as cack as the others.

Whats wrong with this??? Only kidding

Must admit this is the best forum i have been on, although sometimes maybe a little harsh on some newbies but then there is reason for that... still if you join and can show evidence on what you know or admit you are new and hardly know anything then its a great place to be Not sure if that made sense

as above really - need to get round to do this the rattle is driving me nuts

Sorry to hijack but how much of a weight saving is there when you change the rear glass to plex??

Thats brill where's Raid 6 (ADG) ?? Mind you it would be just the same as Raid 5 but with another water container lol

Cold weather mate.... Denser Air = More boost = Fuel cut/overboost

Sorry about that, for some reason a while back i remember seeing a police artical about NOS being legal to be installed in your car but not legal if you use it on a public road, looking into this again seems to show that it is legal in both cases - perhaps the law has changed now... http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=26995 But yeah insurance premiums will go through the roof

I have one you can have for free as well. Will need shipping though as i am in hampshire.

Is there really any point?? Depending on application it can be used up very quickly, the price of refilling can be expensive and its hard to find a place willing to do it or actualy have it, its illegal to use on the public roads and get it wrong and you can destroy your engine.. No offence to anyone that has it... but as its a source of extra bhp power that can be "used up" and for the other reasons above i would rather save the £600-£1000 it costs and save up for a proper engine mod. If your thinking about getting a N/A to TT performance using NOS i would suggest you wait until you can afford to buy a TT - not only that the insurance will probably be cheaper getting a stock TT rather than an N/A with a bottle of NOS.

Im doing the same i need to lose 2 stone as well... It will get easier, your stomach will end up shrinking a little if you are not putting so much food in, then after a couple of months you will stop with the cravings for bad food (mcdonalds etc). If you are eating healthy you will feel a lot better and this will help your will power as well.

Nah i am back in today think its going to be a half day though....its very quiet...

Do you have a ps3 if so you can get Playtv http://uk.playstation.com/ps3/hardware/accessories/detail/item102429/PlayTV/ This add on for the ps3 pauses live tv and has dual freeview tuners (so you can watch tv and record another program on another channel) best thing is ... it only costs about £50.... but you do need a ps3 first but its a good add on if you already have one.

Whats the sort of power increase a mines ecu will give?? Are they remappable?? not 100% sure

get yourself one of these i am when i have some spare cash http://www.restorationramps.co.uk/phdi/p1.nsf/supppages/ramps?opendocument&part=2