marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Ok seeing as items are only worth what somebody is willing to pay I decided to let my dash go to whoever says they will pay the highest (even if it's 1p), there will be postage aswell although I don't know how much it will cost so I will just say £5 and refund if it costs less. Anyway, the dash is for a facelift only and has been painted in BMW Arctic Silver (from a Halfrauds spray can), it was painted by myself to a matt finish and I do have to say that it has been sprayed rather well (trying not to blow my own trumpet ). I will let the bidding run for 48 hours, sweets will not be accepted unless it's Haribo Starmix which will be calculated at 50p a pack;) It's running for 48 hours and will only be ended for an NA-T turbo kit. Now come on people, bid! This is one awesome dash for sale and it is the dash to end all dash's, if you drive down the street with this dash in the car people will clap and cheer at you, women/men will be begging to have s3x with you and you will be loved by all, expect such comments like: -Wow, look at that dash! -That is the best dash in the world! -That is the coolest person I have ever seen. -That is awesome, can I touch it. -F**k me! -Please make sweet love to me in the car whilst I gaze upon the maginicent dash. So if you: -Are lonely -Are a Virgin -Is generally wanting s3x -Have no freinds -Have a job that isn't going so well Then buy my dash, your world will be flipped upside down and all the above will no longer be problems, you will have an amazing job, be having s3x with supermodels and have more freinds than you could dream of. All because of this simply stunning dashwork. Bid now! Pics of the dash below: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrikbrunt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 is it just that panel mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 is it just that panel mate? Yes it is;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so were do we bid then here? ill get the ball rolling 23.5 PENCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrikbrunt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 ill raise it to a single bag of haribo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 so were do we bid then here? ill get the ball rolling 23.5 PENCE! Yup, although all fractions will be rounded up, so that's 24p:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 65p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 Actually I better mention that this dash is for facelift's only, it will not fit a pre facelift, which is the reason i'm selling, I sprayed it before checking it would fit.....doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraturbochris Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 big pack of KP peanuts ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 big pack of KP peanuts ;) Sorry, I will not be tempted by your salty nuts:tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 a bag of haribo, half can of lynx Africa, full bottle of night nurse and a hole puncher! thats all in front of my eyes now and it could be yours............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Actually I better mention that this dash is for facelift's only, it will not fit a pre facelift, which is the reason i'm selling, I sprayed it before checking it would fit.....doh! in that case i withdraw my 65p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so that wont fit my 93 tt j-spec. you just lost out on a bag of haribo, half can of lynx Africa, full bottle of night nurse and a hole puncher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 a bag of haribo, Yes, that's 50p there;) half can of lynx Africa, Africa is sooooo yesterday and will not be accepted. full bottle of night nurse I usually finds a w@nk does the job so will not be accepted. and a hole puncher! Can't find a hole puncher so I will accept this as 50p thats all in front of my eyes now and it could be yours............. Could you try looking a bit further? *hopes the T.V. becomes 'in front' of his eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMAO! old box of pringles and a stapler? now how much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMAO! old box of pringles and a stapler? now how much? Is the box of pringles full? Is the stapler powerfull enough to staple a gypsies mouth shut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 nope the pringles arent full and the stapler is one of those tiny little ones that just about staples 2 sheets of A4 together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 nope the pringles arent full and the stapler is one of those tiny little ones that just about staples 2 sheets of A4 together. Then they are no good to me:tongue: *realises his plan of ramming a full box of pringles down a gypsies throat and then stapling his mouth shut is once again foiled* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 ow thats a shame, i forgot to mention that the pringles have had a single money box conversion and is half full of £2 coins. approx value of it i would say is around £200. no problem though.....................you made it clear you do not wish to deal.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkR Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 2 bags of haribo? And a bottle of fairy liquid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 i wasnt lying look:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 I erm.....retract my eariler statement and will begrudgingly(sp?) take your prigles tub with all it's current contents. p.s. I see a computer, why was I not offered that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 ow sorry, if i had offered my PC i would have had no means to complete a deal with you. Unfortunately via the sales of goods act you turned down my offer.............. i cant help you....................... next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Jar of pickles and an odd sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 do whats the current bid on the panel? im lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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